Question
In a bizarre Freaky Friday situation, you awake to discover that you have switched bodies with defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich. For 10 points each:
[10e] You get an angry phone call from your new boss Robert Saleh, the coach of this NFL team. You also have a number of conspiracy-laden voicemails from Aaron Rodgers, this team’s starting quarterback until getting injured four snaps into the 2023 season.
ANSWER: New York Jets [prompt on New York alone]
[10m] After getting to the practice facility, you do your best to run practice drills with this Jets cornerback, a 2023 Pro Bowler and 2022’s Defensive Rookie of the Year.
ANSWER: Sauce Gardner [or Ahmad Gardner]
[10h] In one of your many mistakes of the day, you mix up the first names of these two defensive players, brothers with the last name Williams. In 2023, these two players became the first pair of brothers to have a takeaway in the same game since 2010.
ANSWER: Quincy and Quinnen Williams
<JC, Sports: Football>
Data
| Team | Opponent | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CRITique of Pure Reason | The Master and the MargaRITa | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| ESF Bee | Holding Space for the Lyrics of Tequila | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Fowl Play | Elegy WRITten in a Country Churchyard | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| The House of the SpiRITs | The RITes of Zhou | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
Summary
| Tournament | Edition | Exact Match? | Heard | PPB | Easy % | Medium % | Hard % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 HONK! @ Waterloo | 2024-08-03 | Y | 8 | 13.75 | 100% | 38% | 0% |
| 2024 HONK! @ Carleton | 2024-10-20 | Y | 4 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| 2024 HONK! @ Syracuse | 2024-12-07 | Y | 4 | 17.50 | 100% | 50% | 25% |
| 2025 HONK! @ Online | 2025-03-09 | Y | 10 | 20.00 | 100% | 80% | 20% |