Question

After reading the booklet What Every Girl Should Know, this character swears to never buy products from Private Lady. This character goes by the secret name Mavis while a member of the Four PTS’s. At a party hosted by Norman Fishbein, this character is kissed twice by Philip Leroy while playing Two Minutes in Heaven. (-5[1])After a Christmas card is sent to this character’s (*) estranged grandparents, (10[1])this girl (10[1])is unable to go (10[1])on vacation (10[2])with her Jewish (10[1])grandmother.This (10[3])title character does (10[1])chest (10[1])exercises (10[1])while chanting “I must—I must—I (10[1])must increase my bust!” and (10[1])finally gets her period at (10[1])the end of (10[1])the novel she appears in. For (-5[1])10 points, (10[1])what non-religiously-raised preteen in a classic (10[2])Judy (10[1])Blume novel (10[1]-5[1])starts her prayers with the phrase “Are you there God? It’s (10[1])me”? (10[1])■END■ (10[2])

ANSWER: Margaret Ann Simon [prompt on last name]
<JC, Trash Lit>
= Average correct buzz position

Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Olivia LauferAOL Instant Messengersbwthhybl54-5
Sadie Brittongaslight gatekeep girlbuzzTosca Trio6510
Maria KuhnTHE SIXTH SENSEwomt6710
Kate SterickerThere's No Spying In Quizbowlhow hungry... (horse emoji)7110
Erik ChristensenMartingrobeDavid and Parth Fan Club7310
King Vidorhonk tuah and squawk on that wingFDA Poop Experiments7310
Benny MeyersUntitled HONK! TeamLast Among7610
Reese PowellFowl PlayThe RITes of Zhou7710
Christine IrwinNegged Five Tossups Then I Freaked ItTo 500 PPG and Beyond7710
Elliot NormanKermit to the Bitnot overly fond of geese7710
Mica OestreichCreative BankruptcyThe Big Doofus8010
Anjali RaoPositive AttitudeGuelph Neg 48110
Claire MendoncaThe Second Coming of James WangHonk it Like It's Hot8210
Jules BosseFill in the _______Downtown Freddie Brown8710
Jonathan MaginLaniel Automatic Pinball SchoolSkibidiallo Rizzirkzee9210
Ava AustinThe of usNosfera2: The Return of Bill Skarsgard9710
Zaire GibbonsThe HoldoversNieR: Nǃxau ǂTomata10010
Will HooverElegy WRITten in a Country ChurchyardCRITique of Pure Reason106-5
Madison GlaserESF BeeThe Master and the MargaRITa10810
Michelle PrunierInside you there are two wolves. One is brave the other is defaultThe Tortured Trivia Department11410
Simone ValadeBorn to fall out of a coconut tree forced to exist in the contextWaterloo Cloze11410
Dan PumaWe'd Rather Be at SawConNo Longer Free Agents11510
Malcolm MeynUntitled McGill TeamCarleton of Not Minnesota Fame11710
Tony ChenA greyscale picture of Ishan JoshiSplashed Rat Memorial Highway Crash Investigation Site117-5
Eleanor ClarkCRITique of Pure ReasonElegy WRITten in a Country Churchyard12810
Adam SwiftHolding Space for the Lyrics of TequilaSyracuse University New York Everything Sports Fun12910
Uday BhardwajMcGill Asian Goodreads JuntaCarleton of Ottawa Fame13010
Maude-Sophie LockmanSplashed Rat Memorial Highway Crash Investigation SiteA greyscale picture of Ishan Joshi13010

Summary

TournamentEditionExact Match?TUHConv. %Power %Neg %Average Buzz
2024 HONK! @ Waterloo2024-08-03Y888%0%25%94.14
2024 HONK! @ Carleton2024-10-20Y4100%0%0%102.50
2024 HONK! @ Syracuse2024-12-07Y4100%0%25%110.50
2025 HONK! @ Online2025-03-09Y10100%0%0%84.90