Question

After being asked in 2015 how he felt with his team finishing last in its NFL division, this man exclaimed “I’m looking up, on my back, and all I see is ass”. In 2022, this man came under fire after an unearthed photo showed him watching Black students (15[1])prevented from entering his (15[2])Arkansas (15[3])high (15[1])school. (15[2])Russell (-5[1])Maryland and Darren (15[1])Woodson (15[1])were drafted (15[1])by this man with picks acquired from the Vikings (*) after trading away Herschel Walker. (10[1])During the (-5[1])2024 offseason, this person told reporters “looking ahead at our key contracts…we will be (10[1])all in” and, in 2023, this man finally inducted former coach Jimmy Johnson into his (10[1])team’s Ring of Honor. (-5[1])Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott (10[2])were drafted by, for 10 points, what controversial (10[1])longtime owner of the Dallas (10[2])Cowboys? ■END■ (10[2]0[5])

ANSWER: Jerry Jones [or Jerral Wayne Jones]
<JC, Sports: Football>
= Average correct buzz position

Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Tejas RajeFDA Poop ExperimentsDowntown Freddie Brown4715
Will HooverElegy WRITten in a Country ChurchyardThe House of the SpiRITs5115
Anuttam Ramjihonk tuah and squawk on that wingTosca Trio5115
Jacob SimmonsLast AmongSkibidiallo Rizzirkzee5215
Mike BentleyLaniel Automatic Pinball Schoolgaslight gatekeep girlbuzz5215
Benjamin KitchenTHE SIXTH SENSEnot overly fond of geese5215
Evan KnoxNo Longer Free AgentsThe of us5315
Jack van NostrandNosfera2: The Return of Bill Skarsgardwomt5415
Connor MayersNieR: Nǃxau ǂTomataWe'd Rather Be at SawCon5415
Daniel GriffatonSyracuse University New York Everything Sports FunESF Bee55-5
Gabriel BrannonKermit to the BitThe Holdovers5815
Jason RohfritschVon TrappedUntitled McGill Team5915
Adam SwiftHolding Space for the Lyrics of TequilaCRITique of Pure Reason6115
Paul KasinskiMartingrobeSplashed Rat Memorial Highway Crash Investigation Site7510
Henry AtkinsA greyscale picture of Ishan Joshibwthhybl77-5
Stefan VladCreative BankruptcyTo 500 PPG and Beyond9110
Kristofer GrabovskisDavid and Parth Fan ClubBorn to fall out of a coconut tree forced to exist in the context10610
Uday BhardwajMcGill Asian Goodreads JuntaThe Second Coming of James Wang110-5
Talia FanInside you there are two wolves. One is brave the other is defaultThere's No Spying In Quizbowl11510
Benny MeyersUntitled HONK! TeamFill in the _______11510
Patrick RobinsonPositive AttitudeCarleton of Ottawa Fame12310
Zack Wiffenhow hungry... (horse emoji)The Big Doofus12810
Dawson TeuWaterloo ClozeAOL Instant Messengers12810
Dylan SteptoeGuelph Neg 4Carleton of Not Minnesota Fame1300
Peter CorderoCarleton of Not Minnesota FameGuelph Neg 41300
Graydon AllardThe Second Coming of James WangMcGill Asian Goodreads Junta1300
Jack GlennESF BeeSyracuse University New York Everything Sports Fun13010
Conner LebarronThe Master and the MargaRITaFowl Play1300
Ximena MosleyFowl PlayThe Master and the MargaRITa1300
Jordan BreretonbwthhyblA greyscale picture of Ishan Joshi13010

Summary

TournamentEditionExact Match?TUHConv. %Power %Neg %Average Buzz
2024 HONK! @ Waterloo2024-08-03Y7100%0%14%110.43
2024 HONK! @ Carleton2024-10-20Y450%25%25%91.00
2024 HONK! @ Syracuse2024-12-07Y475%50%25%80.67
2025 HONK! @ Online2025-03-09Y10100%90%0%58.80